The Etiquette of Madness: America Mug

There was a time when Americans wrote to Ann Landers to ask how to behave — and she told them. Kindly, firmly, without mercy.

This mug misses her.

The Etiquette of Madness: America is a love letter to a country that's lost its manners, written by someone who knows madness personally and isn't ashamed to say so. Because here's the honest truth: some of us with mental health challenges are minding our manners better than the people running the place.

Dear Madam: A president writes in. A cabinet member writes in. A senator writes in.

Dear Sir: Oh, we can think of some things to tell them.

One mug, two moods. This is the only mug in the house wearing a different design on each side: bold MINE! lettering on one face, the full Etiquette of Madness: America crest — top-hatted crow, teacup, and roses — on the other. That's why the photo shows two mugs. It's one mug. It contains multitudes.

Glossy, sturdy ceramic in a generous 11 oz. Microwave-safe. Dishwasher-safe. Republic-safe. For mornings that call for coffee — and mornings that call for coffee plus a constitutional intervention.

Use it for coffee, tea, cocoa, writing fuel, doom-scrolling antidotes, or any moment when the day needs to be reminded who is in charge.

Product features:

• Two different faces: MINE! on one side, the EoM: America crest on the other
• Generous 11 oz size
• Durable ceramic mug with glossy finish
• Deep black exterior with vibrant full-color print
• Comfortable C-handle
• Microwave safe · Dishwasher safe
• Lead-free and BPA-free

Care: dishwasher, or hand-wash with warm water and dish soap.